beautifully depressing

In my opinion, 'beautifully depressing' means whatever it is used to define an act or thing, that act or thing becomes so descriptive in itself that it causes you to become lessened in energetic spirits, but not in the bad way. It'd probably be the closest way to describe 'perfection' in the utter sense of the word....

Jimi Hendrix's freestyle version of "Hear My Train A-Comin'" is mellowed down and introspective so you can see into the Man himself, beyond his gimmicks and flashy style... In rock form, the concert version can be just as mesmerizing, but this particular version I'm listening to here is 'beautifully depressing'....

by Echo Raven October 27, 2005

SALAD DRESSING

Agent spread around the asshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (anal licking) more palatable. Typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored lubricant, etc.

Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.

by Dale Earnhardt Jr. III January 24, 2011

Russian dressing

1. a salad/sandwich dressing made from ketchup, mayonnaise, and a few other ingredients, very often pickle relish.

2. a salad/sandwich dressing made from period blood and cum.

You can make a Russian dressing by doing the following: have sex with a girl on her period, cum inside her, tell her not to move while you run into the kitchen and chop up some veggies for a nice little tossed salad (no pun intended), have your girl stand up over the salad bowl, and Voila! - Russian dressing!

by Jedburg Pinopolis December 4, 2009

Depressing fun

an act of looking at depressing memes

Ahahahaha, these memes, im having depressing fun}

by big boyer 27 December 19, 2017

Well that’s depressing

When something or someone ruins your happiness.

When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
“Well that’s depressing”

by Casual peanut April 10, 2019

Defrasting

Defrasting (verb) refers to any given social phenomena that is so disgusting that it almost feels like harassment.

That teacher was defrasting.

Wow did you see that defrasting dress?

I can’t believe that you slept with that defrasting guy!

Do you sleep in that Kabe (caravan) That’s defrasting!

by Dr. Lindh December 23, 2021

defrosting two freezers

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.

My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

by The Bruces February 6, 2023