December 1

Get back with your ex you met in February if today’s your Birthday!! You know who you are!

E:Oh it’s December 1 my birthday I guess I have to get back with my ex that I cheated on…
K: I guess so.

by Y0urf@vbl0nde June 30, 2025

25 december year 1 a.c

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei

by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021

December 1

Give you girlfriend your hoodie boys !!! Don’t be shy and ask if they went your hoodie you know make a move .

Bf: Hey it December 1 you went my hoodie

Gf: Ofc!!

by Jois November 24, 2021

december 1

mariah carey has defrosted

oh no, its time, shes defrosted on december 1

i- dont want a lot for christmas

by tempestas.co November 30, 2021

December 1

Day after nnn where intense cumming shall happen

Guy 1. Ah finally december 1 no more nnn I can finally nut once more
Guy 2. *cums*

by GuyWhoLikesToCum December 1, 2021

december 1

National Post your favorite blonde day!

“Why did you post me on december 1”
“well, cause you are my favorite blonde”

by big daddy blonde December 1, 2021

December 1

National Slap Ass Day

No matter if your a boy or girl, single or taken, gay or straight
Spread the word

December 1st is National Slap Ass Day

by -Ronnie December 1, 2021