Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016

Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.

I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!

by cubeboy August 6, 2011

stank danish

1)a vagina that may be dirty, stinky, worn out, or not-so-fresh. It has been like that for so long, it just doesn't stink it stank (|)

2)the past tense of stink danish

Vicki Raimondi got a stank danish, I heard Parris fucked her...

by molten May 6, 2004

Danish Curveball

A really bent penis.

I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.

by Slightly_Mad April 18, 2006

danish potato

n. When one takes a dump in his or her underwear and wraps it up, then putting it in a sleeping friend's mouth.

"Dude, you have got to stop giving me danish potatoes. I can't handle it."

by MrMuffin May 12, 2006

strawberry danish

when a male nuts on a face, and then punches that face, adding blood to seamen

Paul gave Donna a strawberry Danish!

by Paul Pereira November 12, 2006

danish Picnic

The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.

"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"

by The burger king 69 June 28, 2023