Damien

When you first a meet him, he’s a seems like a nice guy, until he starts talking. He’s a guy who’s extremely mean and a huge douchebag. He’s a bastard to all short people. He’s very bad at multitasking and is overly competitive. He’s a also extremely stubborn and has an ego the size of Africa.

Matt: look at that guy, he’s such an ass
Jake: Ya! He’s such a Damien

by BlobfishHater April 22, 2018

Damien.

The most retarded "boy" you will ever meet/see. A big whore. Likes any girl he spends 10 minutes with. Gets hard for 11-13 year old girls, even though he's going to be 16 (can you say pedo?). Sooooo fucking ugly. Has no respect for anyone. Will try to ask out all of his ex's friends since hes an asshole. A pussy. If you see him, make sure to tighten your chasity belt. Thinks he can bang anything he wants, when really its just him and his hand.

Person 1: Here comes Damien.
Person 2: My chasity belt is tightened, I'm safe.

by SquirtyFlirty September 7, 2011

Damien

from the movie mean girls. as Janice Ian describes him almost too gay to function

Damien: is that your natural hair color?
Cady: yeah?
Damien: see this is the color I want
Janice: sorry. that's Damien. he's almost too gay to function

by oops! hi. LARRY AF February 16, 2015

Damien

Extreme Cum-butts. Loves cum in their butts.

You are being such a Damien right now.

by Betterthenyou11 November 9, 2017

Damien

Odd ball collage student who has an eye for thighs. May or may not be a pedophile/rapist/pervert.

"yea they arrested some guy apparently for looking at thighs. He was being a total Damien".

by Dem Legz April 4, 2020

Damien

An annoying little boy who is in love with other little boys. Usually an omen sent by the Socialist party.

Little Boy 1: What if I refuse to bow down to your Dictator
Damien: Rape!

by Sarah Louise May 22, 2008

Damien

A kid Toucher

Stop being such a Damien

by King.julien_ November 22, 2021