by Dtotheiti November 27, 2023
by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023
by Mr. Moustache707 March 29, 2018
The act of having a dog walking over to you and crouching its asshole over your face or stomach and intiating a long stick or short clumps of shit onto the surface of your face or stomach.
German Man #1: Hey man, what's that big brown smear around your mouth? German Man #2: Your golden retriever gave me a present last night when I passed out next to his doghouse with my mouth open.
Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.
Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.
by destroyedyourmom'stwat May 19, 2011
A phrase meaning "I do the same" or "same." Abbreviation of "literally ditto." On state and formal occasions such as when in white tie, black tie, morning dress, court dress or full dress uniform, or an any occasion of more formality than is usual for the speaker (funeral, dinner party of more than 4 persons, garden party) the phrase may be augmented to befit the state nature of the circumstance whence it becomes "literally ditterally."
by Quembly November 06, 2023
by vcutfltr August 31, 2021
At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU
by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022