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manual deficiency

Lack of abillity to read the manual
< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help your lack of manual deficiency
by BlueEagle July 30, 2008
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learning deficient

Lack of training in the area in-which he/she should have learned; causing deficient learning knowledge
The learning knowledge that a child/person should have learned with in a time period can cause a learning deficient.
(Example) Learning is to gain knowledge, understanding, or skill.(This is in accordance with the great Webster.) An even broader definition of learning is "any permanent change in behavior that occurs as a result of a practice or an experience." This makes what we teach our children even more important as it has the potential to have a lasting affect in their behavior. Alphabetarian sounds and (reading), Problem solving skills (math), research (science)(geography)
by Kajai200 November 12, 2013
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Person Deficiency

Person deficiency (noun)
A state involving the absence of a certain individual or person in one's life. The severe lack of a certain individual in one's life. It often leads to longing, emotional emptiness, or feelings related to sadness.

Person-deficient (Adjective)
Describes someone currently experiencing person deficiency — missing someone intensely.

The word 'person' may be replaced with a name, nickname, or any personal reference, including second and third-person pronouns.
"Mehdi unknowingly inflicted me with person deficiency."
"I am completely Mohammed-deficient this week."
"I've been you-deficient for a long time."
"How can I deal with my deficiency of her?"
"I've been feeling very him-deficient lately."
by LycorisRHH May 4, 2025
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Cicero-deficiency

A mental health sickness primarily caused by not being in the location Cicero.

Symptoms may include
•saying Cicero in every sentence
•crying when someone talks about Cicero

Severe symptoms may include

•asking someone if they could use your proof of residence to go Morton east
•hanging around fat cicahoes
The only treatment know is for the person to go back to Cicero
You see that dude chasing the bag yea he suffer from Cicero-deficiency
by CTBK April 16, 2022
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Cycling Deficiency

The clips from home video programmes, when people fall off their bikes
person1, ouch did you see that kid fall off his bike then?

person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency

person1, still pretty funny tho
by punkyroo March 30, 2011
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GRID (Gay Related Immune Deficiency) Is Another name for AIDS before it was changed in 1983.
The name is Pretty Self Explanatory, GRID Happens to most Homosexual men.
"Sir you have GRID"
"What's that"
"Gay Related Immune Deficiency"
"Why is it called like that"
by YouAreMySunshine135135 April 5, 2024
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Gratitude Deficiency

Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/

Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.

Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.

Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe

Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim

Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
Person 1- "Dude, why is she such a raging cunt ? Bitch didn't even say thank-you !!"

Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
by Mrs.Get.Dough June 2, 2025
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