thats just how the cookies crumble

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.

Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.

by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023

poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female

Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

by dupieman 2009 a.k.a. bloons July 26, 2009

Bum Crumble

Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.

you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.

by Eliott Johnson June 22, 2007

Wehrle Cake Crumble

When a person goes up to the net in volleyball and back hands the ball for a spike.

Coach: It's game point, run the Wehrle Cake Crumble!

by Corey69777 May 12, 2007

that's the way the cookie crumbles

cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.

High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."

Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Zach Herold November 23, 2006

Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.

Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004