Facebook creeping

When you go on facebook to look at peoples profiles and or photos and you go look throough their friends and their friends and so on.

" I was on facebook for 3 hours today just facebook creeping peoples photos"

by lafleur11 July 31, 2007

creeping tom

While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.

“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”

“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”

“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”

by Ockman May 2, 2008

Crepic

The combination of the words "crazy" and "epic". Used to describe situations, people, or events that are too good to be just epic.

"Tonight was so crepic!"

by Philip and Hunter January 19, 2009

Twitter Creeping

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.

"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."

by jackfelldown January 22, 2011

Creepin it real

Keeping it real in a sexual predator kind of a way-

I was sniffing her hair on the train- I was creepin it real!

by Nihilist Justin October 20, 2008

creepiness limit

The lower age limit for one's girl- or boyfriend, below which the relationship becomes creepy. Found by the following formula:

creepiness limit = 0.5x(your age) + 6

Breaks down when you're below age 13 or over 65, approximately.

Eg. the creepiness limit for a 30-year-old would be 21, but the creepiness limit for an 18-year-old would be 15.

by Dr McSanta November 28, 2007

crapping out babies

Used pejoratively, to describe women irresponsibly having children for the sake of having children, without regard to how they'll be taken care of; or referring to women trapped in a subservient position, generally within a patriarchal or relgiious culture, in which she serves the function of a brood mare, forced to have many children to satisfy some standard that has been imposed upon her. The term implies that these mothers have no serious regard for their children or the responsibility of childbirth, but rather, like dogs or cats, simply let nature take its course. One woman who has recently been described as crapping out babies is Nadya Sulieman, the young Southern California woman who recently had octuplets, after already giving birth to six other children--all through fertility treatments.

"I'm tired of these welfare mothers crapping out babies just so they can get more money from the taxpayer"; "In many Middle East countries women are kept ignorant and barefoot, crapping out babies they can barely feed, just so their husbands can feel proud of themselves."

by Jim Dawson February 9, 2009