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Fog Craze

A condition contracted by those exposed for prolonged periods in foggy conditions.

After being in fog for an extended period of time (commonly no more than 2 minutes) individuals may become disorientated and confused. Unable to retain their focus individuals may begin to enter a 'crazed' like state, running in short bursts in random directions. If unable to escape the fog an individual may begin to run in circles, shrieking, until eventually attempting to burrow into the very ground they are standing on.

If someone is seen in this state then it is already too late to save them, they now think they are a ‘screwdriver’ and will proceed to burrow head-first into the ground. Any attempt to stop them may result in violent attacks and it is advised that you should stand clear.

In the early stages symptoms consist of rash decisions, often wandering in random directions and a glaze seen over the eye. Later symptoms include foaming at the mouth, loud shrieking and the inevitable 'screwdriver' state of mind!
That, son, is a serious case of 'fog craze', we best get out of here.
by Foggyman June 10, 2011
mugGet the Fog Crazemug.

Craze

Usually people that are named Carlin or Kate, super crazy and also extremely heroic. If you are a craze you have to be extremely attractive and just straight up weird.
That’s my craze
Crazy craze
by Crazyasscraze July 14, 2019
mugGet the Crazemug.

craze

Craze is a way to say "That's crazy" in a sarcastic and condescending way. Typically used when mocking someone.
John: I am way richer than you!
Andy: craze.
by dragaze December 27, 2021
mugGet the crazemug.

Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick
by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
mugGet the Dick crazedmug.

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