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Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one
1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022
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at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024
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ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.
"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."
by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022
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Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.
John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.
by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023
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Ass crack

by Skizzy February 1, 2023
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String ass crack

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.
by Booty taker May 23, 2023
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Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.
by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020
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