Cooper

Normally a short Mexican who likes to go to go lap swimming with his grandparents. He has a thing for Asians but they break his heart. He is also a scene-wannabe.

Check out that guy with the Asian he's such a Cooper.

Look at that Mexican he's kind of a Cooper.

by #thisisabank December 11, 2012

Cooperously

Eating or doing something very aggressively and/or greedily.

"did you see paul yesterday? he ordered a hamburger and ate it so cooperously that he finished the whole thing in 2 seconds flat"

by G. leaves January 16, 2010

Cooper

The act wrapping ones legs around anothers head, locking ankles and forcing oral intercourse.
Also known as "Millering"

Native Origin: Midwestern United States specifically South Central Minnesota

Seriously dudes gotta be handing out "Coopers" with a haircut like that.

by JoeCapone666 June 12, 2018

cooper

the coolest person ever in the exsitance of time

cooper is so cool

hey cooper

by mrbeast9000 November 15, 2019

Cooper

Individualistic, endearingly awkward, charming and loyal friend who will challenge you to be just as freethinking and cool as her. Is low key really into art, and will always be there for her close friends.

That must be a Cooper! Gosh, I wish I was their friend.

by shybutfly September 28, 2019

cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

Cooper

A boy who loves and cares for everyone he loves and is so cute

I wuv you

Who is that kid who is so cute he must be a cooper

by The boy that's cute January 3, 2020