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consequential work

Work that is discovered while original work is in progress and immediately takes priority over your original intent. Consequential work involves significantly more effort/time/resources than the original work required.
So I was painting the kitchen, when a chunk of the wall comes right off in my hand because hornets had built a nest and chewed right through the drywall. Luckily, the hornets weren't home, but I'm gonna have to get rid of the nest and patch the drywall before I can finish painting. Nothin' like consequential work, damn it!
by Wolfeadr December 31, 2016
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Nonsequence

A punishment so pathetic that it does nothing to make up for the original crime or action. Often seen in the criminal justice system when powerful or famous individuals have been acquitted for actions which would see a normal person put away.
Person 1: Did you see Celebrity X was only given community service for fraud and tax evasion?
Person 2: Yeah. It was a complete nonsequence.
by The wit hits the fan April 6, 2021
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Sonsequence

A super intended consequence of an unintended spelling error.

Conbere, John & Swenson, David. (2021). Hidden Costs, Unintended Consequences, and Complex Organizational Problems, and Why Leaders Often Ignore Them. 52. 21-27.
There’s going to be sonsequences! Or The Relationship of Hidden Costs and Unintended Sonsequences
by 42mynoduesp September 22, 2021
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Cockequences

Consequences resulting from devious activities often involving nasty yucky male species and their dingalings.

Common symptom: strep-cock
Well I told you not to mess with that guy and now you’re reaping the Cockequences.
by Mich17 April 7, 2025
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Cockequences

Consequences resulting from devious activities often involving nasty yucky male species and their dingalings.

Common symptom: strep-cock
Well I told you not to mess with that guy and now you’re reaping the Cockequences.
by Mich17 April 7, 2025
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Consequensive

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Definition
(Adj.) A portmanteau of 'consequence' and 'expensive.' It describes an action, emotion, or situation that is both high-cost (draining to one’s energy, time, or mental health) and carries heavy, lasting consequences.

The Logic:
Consequen(ce): The fallout is heavy. You’ll be dealing with the results for a long time.
(Expen)sive: The "entry fee" is too high. It drains your peace of mind, your wallet, or your sanity right now.

By (Author):
Nathaniel Ibabao
Most things are either just expensive or just have consequences. But some things—like getting angry at a bad driver or dealing with the Makati commute—are consequensive. They drain your energy immediately (expensive), and then they ruin the rest of your day or your safety (consequence). It’s a double hit that’s just not worth the price.
by Coconatnat December 19, 2025
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