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Cock blocker

Taylor wanted a girl but Keith was being cock blocker and Taylor didn't get the girl
by Yachty boat November 21, 2016
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Cock-blocker

A guy who tries to sabotage the friendship between a girl and another guy.
Mark told Stacey a fake story about a fake girlfriend of mine. What a Cock-blocker!
by canadiannick April 25, 2015
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017
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