caucus

A system of selecting a frontrunner for a political candidacy, becoming more popular in recent days. It is majorly consumed by radicals because only the people who really feel strongly will attend.

We're having a caucus? There goes our hope of getting a moderate candidate. We're screwed!

by Aokun January 22, 2004

Caucasian sex

Caucasian sex Is having plain vanilla sex. Plain vanilla sex is like having a ice-cream sunday without hot fudge, caramel sauce,

whipped cream, strawberries & nuts.

In other words Caucasian sex is having sex and skipping the first 8 steps in the 9 steps of intimacy.

9 STEPS OF INTIMACY:
* 1. Hugging
* 2. Holding Hands
* 3. Closed Mouth Kissing
* 4. Open Mouth Kissing (French kissing or kissing with tongue)
* 5. Caressing/ Touching (Groping over clothes)
* 6. Anytime Clothes Come Off
* 7. Genital Touching (Touching private parts)
* 8. Oral Sex (Anytime someone’s mouth touches another person’s private parts)
* 9. Sexual Intercourse

"This is the first time you brought me flowers...you just do BASIC Caucasian sex...BAM, BAM, done, that's it!" #MarriedAtFirstSight

by 69Love July 25, 2019

caucwhore

A filthy, STD infested "Asian" whore who loves whites. Usually low class, self-hating slut.

Nearly 99% of them are hideous. They worship whites and dream of assimilating into white society.

Hey Bob, do you see that nice Asian girl over there?

What the fuck? No, she's a caucwhore. They aren't really human.

by Great Truth Speaker October 25, 2009

Caucasianaphobic

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Caucacity

Having the utter boldness and unbridled audacity of an melanin lacking individual to say or participate in activities viewed as irrational, dangerous, or obscure to most other demographics.

The Caucacity of her to bring potato salad with raisins to the cookout .

by Daily Newz January 19, 2023

Caucasity

The audacity of a Caucasian person. Typically said after a white person has done something stereotypical to their race.

"He blamed me for the robbery... the caucasity."

by factcurate January 30, 2021

caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.

"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."

by THE_AE May 23, 2010