Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

One of Christianit's fringe groups.

by R Thompson May 29, 2004

The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021

Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.

Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ

by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011

jesus shitting christ

noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.

"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"

"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"

"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."

by KeViN (nwapsnatas666) September 6, 2006

Christ On A Pogo Stick

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 22, 2017

Jesus Shit the Bed Christ

A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.

(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)

First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.

1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'

2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'

3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'

by TerranceGrapes April 24, 2011

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009