Chipotle Bloat

When you stuff your face past the full point with Chipotle food.

OMG, I've got such bad Chipotle Bloat.

by masadidas October 28, 2009

The Chipotle

The feeling you get after eating Chipotle's giganto burrito.

It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.

Rachel: "IM DYING. I HAVE THE CHIPOTLE. I'm just going to lie here."

Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"

by Jew2Fresh4You December 21, 2010

Chipotle Mexican Grill

Chipotle is the best damn thing ever!!! There is nothing better then Chipotle burritos period.

Mom-"Hey kids where do you want to go for dinner"
kids-"Chipotle Mexican Grill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Chipotlecrazy1111 August 23, 2011

chipotle challenge

The most grueling challenge of all. A person must eat 3 full burritos in 45 minutes and then run a mile on a track in under 8 minutes, all while holding it down for two hours after the original start time.

Bob: DUDE! You up for some Chipotle?
Fred: Sure!
Bob: Do the chipotle challenge! You eat 3 burritos and then run a mile in under 8 minutes!
Fred: WTF?! Thats crazy!
Bob: Pussy

by burrito-masta May 31, 2009

Spicy chipotle

When a man sticks his penis in another man or womans anus who has diarrhea and then cums on her face. The mixture of diarrhea and semen makes it look like chipotle sauce.

I gave my girlfriend a spicy chipotle after the mexican buffet.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

Chipotle period

Chipotle period. After you eat chipotle for a month and bleed out of your ass for 7 days.

I can't come out today man... I got my chipotle period...

by Reklaw January 13, 2013

chipotle blumpkin

to receive a blumpkin after the receipient ate a meal at the popular chipotle mexican restaurant.

jake just got a freaky bitch to give him a chipotle blumpkin. needless to say, it gave the BJ a whole new meaning.

by TYLER PRUITT November 27, 2006