chet

the DUMBEST and STUPIDEST mf i have ever met. got a big ass fo head too. walks funny.

“damn that man looks dumb….his name must be chet”

by heygirllll March 30, 2025

CHET

A Stupid Kid or A Older Person Who Is Acting Childish

Aye Chet, Go Clean The Bathroom!

by KOLTY(LilSplashGordon) December 28, 2017

chet

over focusing due to usage of drug specially weed or marijuana.

well i feel chet when i smoke marijuana, come on man dont be chet and just listen carefully.

by Alexander manidiovski January 18, 2022

Texas Chet

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.

Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.

by D Carver April 28, 2013

chet cowart

A fucking meathead who loves to lift and piss off his friends and is a pussy who sucks cock

Chet cowart is such a vagina

by Yoih October 22, 2015

chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.

Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

Piece of Chet

The type of person that finds someone's marked disc, but rather than returning it posts of for auction on eBay.

"Hey, someone found your disc and posted it on eBay."

"What a piece of chet!"

by wordsmith1998 April 13, 2023