Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back
Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel
by FUck TI December 29, 2018
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Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel
Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(
by Pixeyfr May 05, 2024
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curry cartel

the tryhards of the grade. always sexualizes every girl and refers to them with derogatory terms. ALWAYS USES THE N WORD, but they don't have the right to. idiots. however, there are like 2 exceptions.
Girl 1: omg, did you hear what the curry cartel did??
Girl 2: yeah!! they hate women, they're such d**ks.
by crystal'snumber1fan October 08, 2020
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speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.
I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.
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Cartel TikTok

A cartel administrated and orchestrated by YouTuber and TikToker Beast Child. This cartel predominantly distributes Peruvian, Colombian, and Bolivian cocaine. In Beast Child's TikToks and Shorts, some members of the cartel are shown doing many tasks, such as distributing drugs, concealing drugs, and other tasks for the cartel.
"This huge drop just landed from Cartel TikTok, I heard they got some Colombian along with this Peruvian."
by Jadenettegatoenjoyer11111 August 14, 2024
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Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 07, 2021
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 07, 2021
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