Crazy Canuck

A Canadian version of a degenerate. Typically retarded at hockey and just play beer league hockey to practice their lumber-jack skills.

Most people say Canadians are nice…not a crazy Canuck.

Those Crazy Canuck’s are a bunch of degenerates, and they’re shit at hockey too. They’re can’t beat their wives so they take out their anger on other teams.

by Art Vandelay69 April 14, 2022

Canuck

A Canuck a racial slur a Canadian mostly used by people in the U.S. people like me because I’m xenophobic and i hate Canadians.

Stfu you damn Canuck

by Mr Xenophobic June 5, 2021

Zaddy Canuck

Canuck is a sexually attractive man.

Zaddy Canuck is going to give me mod.

by Stellarspace April 24, 2023

Canuck

A portmanteau of "Canadian" and "fuck." Coined in the early days of Canada's founding by people displeased with the formation of Canada as a nation in the late nineteenth century. Primarily a slur. Still used in Northern USA states as a slur, but has become a somewhat affectionate term in modern days.

"Damn canuck just u-turned in the middle of the road!"
"Oh I dunno, those canucks ain't so bad, I mean have you ever had poutine?"

by Bark Bark Woof June 1, 2021

The Leaky Canuck

When you're playing hockey and you get a really good goal and you leak a little.

"The goal was so good, he became the leaky canuck!"

by litorish January 21, 2021

Canuck

Anyone of Canadian decent who enjoys listening to and playing Chuck Mangione songs.

Every morning at 8 A.M Tommy and his Canuck pals start their day by facing east and playing Feels so Good on their trumpets.

by Chaz May 8, 2016

Canucks

A shitty hockey team that does not deserve to be in the National Hockey League; a group of hockey players who do not prevent goals and cannot play defense

Billy screamed at the video game because of how shitty the Canucks are while he was down 19-0 at the end of the first period.

by Duds11 May 17, 2022