The Candy Man

Nick-name for Michael Olowokandi

The Candy Man is unstoppable

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

candylander

A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.

I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.

by dr. buttz February 10, 2008

Candy Man

The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.

The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.

"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."

by SGT_SWEDE97 February 21, 2020

Rusty Candycane

During sex, sticking a candycane in someone's asshole and putting making them suck it.
This can be done raw and sticky, or after lubing it with saliva or vaginal juices.
This ass to mouth treat is a yule time favorite.

1: "Hey, you hooked up with Cynthia, I heard she likes ass to mouth."
2: "She loves it, but only rusty candycanes."

by ExplosivePenisMusket June 1, 2015

Candycane

The guy acting like a women in the movie Joyride who should have been killed buy the dude with a truck.

"Candycane?....Are you there Candycane?..."

by Ballwhackingasskicker July 2, 2004

candycane

can mean:

1. a person of the male gender
2. someone who just said/did something stupid; a loser

1. "Check out those candycanes..."

2. "Shut up, you're such a candycane.."

by Charter Mage July 24, 2008

Candycane stain

The act of having sex with a woman while on her period and jizzing in her vagina and then have her squirt out liquids consisting of blood and semen on your beard.

She gave me a candycane stain and I still can't get it out.

by Brokencat December 31, 2011