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Can you x me

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Can you x me is a question/phrase that can be used with pretty much any word in the world. The "x" can be any word or even symbols, emojis, and numbers. Even the x can be used.
A: Can you x me
B: Sure I can.
by TopText July 31, 2017
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Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.
Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?

Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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can you not

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when dania is getting pissed off at Jerry & Arkmydeez, she's sincerely says "Can you not" with a pakistani accent! Its funny, because it just makes us want to piss her off more.

Sincerely,

Jerry
Ark: Guys i'm going to go study
Dania: Let's go smoke some weed and get drunk
Jerry: You guys are crack heads, i'm going to doudoun's
Ark: No i really have to study
Dania: Oh common you never want to drink, you only want to smoke up and you never study
Jerry: Buuurrrppp
Dania: CAN YOU NOTTTT
Jerry and Ark: LOL
by COCKLOVERFROMCONCORDIA December 14, 2010
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Can you feel it?

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This phrase is used heavily with the surprise anal strategies due to its durability. This phrase can be used/found in almost every conversation.
Guy: “Babe, I’m in your ass
Girl: “What?! No way!”
Guy: “Oh, can you feel it?” Then just jam it in her ass
by Saxon101 June 23, 2019
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Can you sit on my face?

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That weird fetish were someone sits on other face and who is being "sit faced" enjoys it because... Ass.
Guy: Can you sit on my face?

Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*

Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
by xX_Lolslayer_Xx March 3, 2023
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Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not
Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"
by Izza avalos December 23, 2017
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