Gaius Julius Caesar

The greatest politician and tactitions of the Roman era, Julius Caesar engaged in a series of wars is Gaul, moder day France occupied by a number of barbarian tribes. He added Gaul to the empire and soon desired more power. He defeated the armies of Pompey, his greatest rival, and marched into the city of Rome. He became sole ruler of the Roman Republic and was advised by the Senate of Rome. He was not, however, the first emperor. The Roman Republic was replaced by the Roman Empire during the reign of Rome's first emperor Augustus Caesar.

Gaius Julius Caesar was one of the greatest military leaders in history.

by X-45B23 July 14, 2006

Caesar

The shredder
A man you can trust
A guy that will go the extra mile to make sure everyone has a good time
A guy that is known for beating that slampiece between the legs with his hard eight.
A guy that knows no boundaries when drinking and acts like a fool
The most crusty of the crustacious
A solid dude that will fuck your mind with his mental cock of intelligence.

Caesar....badass

by Crustacious Nigg January 2, 2011

Caesar Non Supra Grammaticos

Used as an opprobrium to blatant malapropism, that is blindly defended through self delusion.

It derives from a Roman Emperors speech at the Council of Constance in 1414. The grammarians opposed his incorrect usage of a word.

Teacher: Who here has had a Epiphany?
Student: You mean 'an' epiphany?

Teacher: please, I am the teacher here.
Student: wow, Caesar non supra Grammaticos..

by Lynxed June 19, 2016

Casea

Casea is wonderful. Casea can change a million hearts. Casea is one of a kind. Casea is similar to a powerful drug. Casea can make boys, girls, kids, animals, go gaga. Casea has a beautiful apperance all the time. Casea has no idea. Casea takes things for granted for the benefit of others. Strange things happen to Casea. Casea is rare. Love Casea.

Oh my god I wish I was a Casea. or "Hey what's that girl like?" "Oh her?...she's a Casea!" "No way, do you know how hard it is to find a Casea?!"

by jumping jellybean May 19, 2009

Golden Caesar

The act of removing pure white bedsheets from a bed, wrapping them around a girl (making a toga), doing her up the butt, and then peeing all over her as soon as possible (you need to get flacid, bitch)

I want to give my history professor a Golden Caesar

by UCSD April 28, 2003

cock caesar salad

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.

1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!

by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009

Toolius Caesar

An individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots

"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"

by RoflKing February 25, 2009