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The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.
"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"
by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017
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Criss-cross applesauce

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.
David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck
by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019
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criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"
Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.
by Susan Focker September 15, 2007
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criss cross neighbors sauce

When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.
Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?

Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs
by Horatio Sanz May 23, 2009
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Criss Cross Pussy Sauce

When you cross your Index finger and Middle finger together, then cross your Pinky and Ring finger together, then penetrate the pussy and butthole.
So i Criss Cross Pussy Sauce my girl last night, and she came so hard bro!
by Snipedog22 July 4, 2019
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Criss Colis de tabarnak

French Canadian (Quebec) to swear, Like FUCK .

OUI MONSIEUR
Criss Colis de tabarnak what is a Duchbag ?
Are u kidding me ? CRISS COLIS DE TABARNAK !!
Criss Colis de tabarnak Quebec is so badass.
tabarnak
by Quebecoise. May 13, 2009
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criss cross tomato

A graffiti-ridden black chevy truck that was parked in the ghetto.
It looks like they wrote criss cross tomato. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
by xoxoblondee July 7, 2010
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