1. When someone finally realizes that they have no life whatsoever, because a life does not consist of playing WoW for 20 hours out of the 24 hour day.
2. When someone dies, and they have a really hard time dealing with it.
2. When someone dies, and they have a really hard time dealing with it.
1. Hey, look, Eric's having a no-life crisis! He just got his Night Elf up to level 60 on WoW, and he finally figured out that he's a loser.
2. Yeah, Bob croaked the other day, but he's having a really hard time accepting that he's dead. He keeps coming into the bar, and ordering vodka... it's a sad sight, really.
2. Yeah, Bob croaked the other day, but he's having a really hard time accepting that he's dead. He keeps coming into the bar, and ordering vodka... it's a sad sight, really.
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
Get the No-Life Crisismug. 1. A psychological condition in which one is attempting to unify a subjective sense of self.
2. A sexual orientation conflict within one's self that has not been resolved.
3. A stage of psycho-neurological development, as in adolescence, where hormonal imbalances influence sociological and sexual choices (phase).
2. A sexual orientation conflict within one's self that has not been resolved.
3. A stage of psycho-neurological development, as in adolescence, where hormonal imbalances influence sociological and sexual choices (phase).
by Quido1 March 10, 2008
Get the identity crisismug. - Dude, have you heard about Brian? He's given up college and decided to go backpacking through Latin America!
- Yeah, he's probably in his quarterlife crisis...
- Yeah, he's probably in his quarterlife crisis...
by P_gm December 18, 2012
Get the Quarterlife crisismug. AGUFANIAN CRISIS:
Pathophysiology:
Excessive erotic impulses resulting towards a mass shunt of blood from essential organs (upto 4.7 litres) to the hypertrophied copora cavernosa. As a result the patient cannot perfuse his organs and and goes into multisystem failure.
Signs: Massive Tumescence in a otherwise frail and flaccid body.
Epidemiology: Endemic to kenya with only 1 known case nationally.
Risks: Undiagnosed a patient with a high genetic susceptibility may cause communial cervical,oral, anal heamorhagge in the female population.
Associations: Alopecia totalis, osteoathritis, calf atrophy, toyota echo
Pathophysiology:
Excessive erotic impulses resulting towards a mass shunt of blood from essential organs (upto 4.7 litres) to the hypertrophied copora cavernosa. As a result the patient cannot perfuse his organs and and goes into multisystem failure.
Signs: Massive Tumescence in a otherwise frail and flaccid body.
Epidemiology: Endemic to kenya with only 1 known case nationally.
Risks: Undiagnosed a patient with a high genetic susceptibility may cause communial cervical,oral, anal heamorhagge in the female population.
Associations: Alopecia totalis, osteoathritis, calf atrophy, toyota echo
News Headline:
Young kenyan boy drops dead at age ten whilst looking at a herd of goats. Doctors belive its agufanian crisis.
Young kenyan boy drops dead at age ten whilst looking at a herd of goats. Doctors belive its agufanian crisis.
by Dr Cunt March 17, 2010
Get the Agufanian crisismug. Stands for "currency-growth-debt" crisis. Climax of a CGD trap; the most famous example was Argentina in 2002.
by abu yahya June 23, 2008
Get the CGD crisismug. A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.
Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?
Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.
Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.
Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
by A New Person December 30, 2009
Get the Midnight Crisismug. The Jewish struggle of identity that we battle between each other and within ourselves. It's a struggle as old as that between God and Jonah, Abraham and Moses, Hillel and Shammai, Jiggin and Schumacher, and now Elman and Batalion.
My mother and I had a YidLife Crisis when she saw me eat a Lifesaver while fasting on Yom Kippur. My argument was that it was medical because my breath smelled like gedempte. Besides, I didn't enjoy it because it came from the bottom of my pocketbook and was covered in schmutz. It was grey!
by riverharkness10 September 4, 2016
Get the yidlife crisismug.