Cluck bite

The less than sexual act where 3 consenting adult strangers enjoy standing in a chicken coop naked while attempting to bewitch chickens to bite them near, but not on their genitals.

I knew she was strange, but seeing those cluck bite marks on her body made me fall in love with her.

by etang600 November 17, 2018

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Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.

BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.

by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 23, 2010

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what the cluck

To replace what the f**k

What the cluck, this is a load of crap!

by Chesney allan April 17, 2008

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fluster cluck

When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.

When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.

by wasamada-u March 23, 2006

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Cluck Walk

When a crackhead is walking down the sidewalk in a loopy motion, looking on the ground fer dropped pieces of dope. Like a chicken looking fer seeds to pick at on the ground.

Shee-it, here comes Dominic down the sidewalk, fiendin', with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.

by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006

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