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AzN Chopstick Mafia

Sup ma dogg, the AzN's and the MexicN's are at it again! They're having another Mafia brawl in the supermarket.
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
mugGet the AzN Chopstick Mafiamug.

Asian Chopstick Mafia

Asians are superspicey. I enjoy sweet and sour pork. There can be no hostility between me and chinese food.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.
by Furious Duncan November 14, 2003
mugGet the Asian Chopstick Mafiamug.
the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.
what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know
by crumbledown October 28, 2019
mugGet the chopsticks taste like cardboardmug.

tennessee chopsticks

Gayly and enthusiastically using your pointer and middle finger to penetrate 4th base whilst tongue punching the fart box.
Quinn gladly used his Tennessee chopsticks on Jeff last night after a long night downtown.
by Meatball613 September 7, 2016
mugGet the tennessee chopsticksmug.

Chopsticks

Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...
"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."
by TheStreetShatter March 18, 2020
mugGet the Chopsticksmug.

Ghetto chopsticks

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!
by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018
mugGet the Ghetto chopsticksmug.

Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
mugGet the Chinese Chopsticksmug.

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