tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).

Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.

by McKherj October 4, 2022

Texas Chet

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.

Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.

by D Carver April 28, 2013

chet cowart

A fucking meathead who loves to lift and piss off his friends and is a pussy who sucks cock

Chet cowart is such a vagina

by Yoih October 22, 2015

Chet

A god. A lord. A planet destroyer.
Chet is commonly known as “the blue snail from turbo.” But he is also a god and should be worshipped as such

“Dude did you worship Chet today?”
“No.”
“DUDE YOU CAN GET EXECUTED FOR THAT!”

by ChetLover February 1, 2019

chet

slang for holy shit. cooler version and less vulgar. goofy silly for shiiitttt if you will

dman: bro i just lost my monkey!
workman: holy chettttt
big red braddock: chet.
b ray: chet no way
pearce the vail: what the chet
seany o: aww chetttt not again!
brittoney spears: well chet let’s go buy some bananas!

by thechetster February 27, 2025

chet

the DUMBEST and STUPIDEST mf i have ever met. got a big ass fo head too. walks funny.

“damn that man looks dumb….his name must be chet”

by heygirllll March 30, 2025

Chet

Chet is the best suitcase. His belly button and nose hair will blow you away, literally. If you are lucky to run into a Chet don't forget to give him a cake, he will in return give you an all access pass to bridge.

Dylan: "Did you feel the lovely breeze coming from Chet's bellybutton today?"

Tim: "Mmmm, smells like popcorn."

by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021