Crazy Canuck

A Canadian version of a degenerate. Typically retarded at hockey and just play beer league hockey to practice their lumber-jack skills.

Most people say Canadians are nice…not a crazy Canuck.

Those Crazy Canuck’s are a bunch of degenerates, and they’re shit at hockey too. They’re can’t beat their wives so they take out their anger on other teams.

by Art Vandelay69 April 14, 2022

Canuck

Short for Canadian Fuck.

All that Canuck did was talk shit about how his maple syrup was better than mine.

by Skeetskeet13 November 10, 2019

Canuck

A portmanteau of "Canadian" and "fuck." Coined in the early days of Canada's founding by people displeased with the formation of Canada as a nation in the late nineteenth century. Primarily a slur. Still used in Northern USA states as a slur, but has become a somewhat affectionate term in modern days.

"Damn canuck just u-turned in the middle of the road!"
"Oh I dunno, those canucks ain't so bad, I mean have you ever had poutine?"

by Bark Bark Woof June 1, 2021

Zaddy Canuck

Canuck is a sexually attractive man.

Zaddy Canuck is going to give me mod.

by Stellarspace April 24, 2023

Canuck

Anyone of Canadian decent who enjoys listening to and playing Chuck Mangione songs.

Every morning at 8 A.M Tommy and his Canuck pals start their day by facing east and playing Feels so Good on their trumpets.

by Chaz May 8, 2016

The Leaky Canuck

When you're playing hockey and you get a really good goal and you leak a little.

"The goal was so good, he became the leaky canuck!"

by litorish January 21, 2021

canuck

A portmanteau of the words "Canada" and "cuck" used to described the average Canadian person.

"Steve, a typical canuck, apologized profusely after he got stabbed by an Indian immigrant who took his job and family doctor"

by pepe8293741908237 July 28, 2023