unattended cannonball

the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)

In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2013

Cannonballing

Driving as fast as you can fron NYC to LA in heavily modified cars, usually in about 29-33 hrs and sustained speeds over 100 MPH and not get your ass busted buy the cops. Record top speed is 175MPH/112 sustained. Fuckers are moving.

Where's Dave?
He's cannonballing rn
Hope he don't get his ass busted by the cops

by PowerSlavebytheMaiden December 21, 2022

R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.

We caused a R3d Alamo CannonBall.

by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025

cannonball wang

A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball

Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.

by OhNoSecrets September 30, 2010

The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010

Cannonballed

When a property owner knowingly reroutes dirty water (toilet water, dirty shower water, dirty sink water after doing dishes, etc) to the shower. Causing visitors to take showers in gross smelly water. Typically done at cheap motels and trailer parks.

Dude, what’s with the shower? The water smells gross.

It’s a cheap motel bro, they cannonballed the plumbing system.

by Ryyanrun August 29, 2023

cannonballism

The act of eating a cannonball, not legal at the public pool

Cannonballism is not a good thing for your health.

by Dagingerly1 March 31, 2023