Bust-a-Nut Text

Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.

A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...

by DTUrbanDictionary March 8, 2014

Bust a nut

It is when you eaT a LaRge peAnUT AnD yOu sQuiRt

I just ate a nUT and bust a nut

by WinSTon PeTer September 16, 2018

Bust A Nut Day

On November 11 you can bust a Nut and not break NNN

Brad: It’s November 11 do you know what that means

Kyle: no I don’t

Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you don’t break NNN

by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020

bust 10 nuts

To ejaculate sperm 10 times in a row.

-Yo, dawg, did you see Megan Fox's latest video?
-Hell yeah, man. I'm about to go bust 10 nuts in the bathroom.

by *<3*anonymous*<3* September 23, 2010

Bust A Nut Day

On November 11 you can bust a nut and not break NNN

Brad: It’s November 11 you know what that means

Kyle: no I don’t

Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you won’t break NNN

by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020

busted a nut laughing

Laughing so hard you bust a nut.

"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."

by halfassed October 22, 2017

Bust-a-nut-itis

Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.

Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.

Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."

Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."

" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "

by Shocker Zulu August 21, 2011