Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
by Firefaul December 07, 2017
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Bus driver wave

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 07, 2009
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bus driver talk

Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.
Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!

Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.
by Trucker T-Rex August 16, 2018
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Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 03, 2018
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hoya bus driver

When you are raped by a bus driver

More specifically a middle school one
Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver
by Brotitoterd April 24, 2017
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Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 19, 2020
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