Protection Rod

The Protection Rod is a heavenly gift bestowed to mere mortals to save them from their daily fears and nightmares. Most protection is gained from sitting on the Protection Rod. Its said that it gives the person feelings of safety and a deep deep sense of getting loved.

Angel was having a real bad time he couldnt sleep and was scurrred of EVERYTHING!!! but he sat on the Protection rod now he feels safe and loved.

by el Big daddy from cincinatti June 16, 2011

Protection

U use this while having Sex. or well u are SUPOSED to use it if u dont want a Baby :

yah that guy didnt use protection so he has a kid now :

by graceafina120 January 14, 2007

Hannitized for your Protection

When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.

I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.

by W.I. Tobedone June 18, 2011

The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

sheet protection

using a sheet between you and the person you sleep with to prevent the two of you from sweating and sticking to each other. using a sheet to prevent one part of your body from touching another part which could cause you to sweat and stick.

while sleeping in the nude, you may tuck the sheets between your legs so your balls don't stick or get sweety, this is called sheet protection.

by mykey224 September 19, 2009

Protection

A man that trolls non-stop and speaks out his mind to anyone. Simply saying "Fuck you" to anyone he hates and shitting wherever and whoever he wants to shit on.

1. "Yo man that fucking troll is a Protection."

2. "He went all Protection on those forums."

3. "I like him because hes a Protection."

by Iamapiboss August 3, 2010

protection

the act of stopping cruise ships from exploiting marine natural resources

The USFG should substantially increase the protection of marine natural resources by regulating cruise ship dumping.

by Ching Chong Teriyaki Sauce March 10, 2004