This counterterrorist thought I planted B when it was actually A. I brained him.
Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.
Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.
by MisterPOP December 17, 2018

That one organ in your body that can remember the lyrics to that one song you hate, but can't remember the answers for that science test.
by Grand Yee May 26, 2018

What you guys don't have
BRAIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BLOWJOBS AND SHIT!!! IT'S A HUMAN ORGAN THAT HEPLS US THINK, REMEMBER, MEMORIZE, MOVE OUR MUSCLES ETC. NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A SEXUAL DEFINITION OF EARTH??? YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN THIS AND NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO DEAL WITH SEX!!!
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er June 21, 2022

by XboxReligion January 27, 2022

...Brains? ..braaaiinss...
by Carraaaannn802 February 21, 2011

Bill: "Hey, Amy. You know I've got a big brain."
Amy: "Yeah, I know. Why don't you show me all the things it can do?"
Amy: "Yeah, I know. Why don't you show me all the things it can do?"
by theredcup September 8, 2019
