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Boa Segunda ahahah

From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.

Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;

Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.

Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*
by Karecs Wordologist January 14, 2025
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Boas

Very dangerous person

Person who enjoy drinking alcohol,

Money lover&Hustler.
Boas is a London boy
by Stephanie Rodriguez November 22, 2021
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Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.
Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out
by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021
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The Boa Constrictor

Dislocating your partner's jaw before they give you oral sex.
He gave her the boa constrictor so she could fit all of his manhood in her mouth.
by Jrockoff August 4, 2023
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boa

boy

with a strong uh sound at the end
boa you bout ugly asl
by KushKobainn May 13, 2025
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GnG Boa

Famous Youtuber, he makes professional style content for his many fans
His rival is Pomunist SecretlyMussy and they regularly brawl in the Youtube boxing ring

Considered to be a casanova to some people but these are just allegations
Good bloke when he uploads tuesday edits
Hey are you watching GnG Boa?
Yeah man hes the hit youtuber that uploads Tuesday edits!
by SuccKingBastard July 24, 2016
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Boa Slap

Insulting someone in a passive-aggressive manner, but keeping it classy leaving the opponent confused
"Kim gave her a f**king boa slap; The B***h was left spitting out the feathers in her mouth, wondering who got who?
by ADY AGUI October 14, 2025
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