Veiny Blanket

The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.
He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.
by air vanilla November 16, 2010
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blanket bomb

Farting under the sheet and then wafting it with the sheets in the direction of your significant other.
I gave Jane the worst blanket bomb last night.
by dusto_magnifico August 06, 2008
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blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.
Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!
by gtg01 February 11, 2012
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Blanket Lifter

A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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blanket buddies

Someone who you want to cuddle in a blanket with.
Bob: Hey girl, do you want to be blanket buddies?
Stacy: Hell nah bitch, I don't wanna cuddle with yo ugly ass.
by shexibeast420blaze$ December 09, 2016
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Blanket Hogger

Someone who doesn't like to share the blanket. Rolling themselves up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanket-less and shivering.
by bellagio February 13, 2013
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boo blanket

When a girl is cold in the middle of the night, she will call out to her boyfriend or booty call or whoever is in her bed, the boo blanket is the warm body who she will call to roll over and warm her up.
Baby, I need my boo blanket, come over here and give it to me.
by Lisa LEO November 12, 2005
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