The Big Bird

The Internet.

John: Did you know that trees eat fish?

Sarah: Yeah right! Where did you read that??

John: I read an article about it on The Big Bird.

by kokdobbbbbbrr April 10, 2021

big birding

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.

"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"

by CraLITS April 26, 2024

Big Bird Special

Using a birds white poop as lube to jerk someone off

Lay down Ruben, I’m gonna give you a Big Bird Special with this pelican

by Wayne Dunlap October 19, 2025