Bif Dump

The act of defecating a colossal mass due to the prior night's hearty meal of Chile Con Carnee and Horchata Drink consisting of Mexican tap water.

Greg: Hey Rick? What you do LAst night?

Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.

Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?

Rick: Damn skippy.

Greg: What were the consecuences?

Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?

Greg: oh thats nice...

well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill

by the booty bandit April 5, 2009

Bif Dif Triffle

A Bif Dif Triffle is similar to a Neeg Nogg in that it is used to describe something incredibly cute. However, it isn't limited to dogs

Oh wow what a cute Bif Dif Triffle you have! Can I pet it?

by cutt1efish December 29, 2020

bif

"Boy I'm Fucking"

Used during the awkward stage of a relationship where neither party is ready for labels.

Q: What's going on between you and Aaron?

A: Oh, he's my bif.

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by Ron Wheezy June 28, 2022

Biffing

Biffing, is the act of a dominant other ramming a long metal tube up your butt, and pumping blue ooze into your blood stream. This is not a sexual act.

Mr. Biffit, spent his whole summer biffing all the boys at summer camp.

by Mr.biffit May 5, 2024

Biffed

To not be bothered with something

"Awww man, I can't be biffed."

by rosaline rose August 22, 2021

Bif

A cooler and easier way of saying the abbreviation for boyfriend instead of BF, usually used in a homosexual relationship

“You what are you doing”
“Hold on, I’m on the phone with the Bif

by Beaireglov July 17, 2019

Le Biffed

To feel frustrated at the world.

man falls on ass "I'm a little Le Biffedright now."

by JohnAnimal March 6, 2016