bi-winning

Phrase coined by Charlie Sheen that means to transcend the state of being bipolar by virtue of the fact that you are far too winning and bitchin' for such a pathetic diagnosis to apply to you.
I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?
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Bi-Winning

Something only Charlie Sheen can do... and boy does he do it HARD!
"I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-WINNING! I win here and I win there." - Charlie Sheen
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Bi-Winning

An alternate reality not to be confused with bi-polar disorder. Pure success at the top, regardless of what other quacks out there might say.
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Bi-Winning

When you win here and there. The opposite of "Bipolar".
"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?"

-Charlie Sheen
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bi-winning

When you win here, and you win there.

-Charlie Sheen

This term was used by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC. When Charlie was challenged with an accusation that he was bi-polar, his rebuttal was that he was actually "bi-winning." He uses the term "winning" throughout the interview in contexts, not only sexually related, but also in a conquering sense as well.
guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you.... Are you bi-polar or something? How come you're not like everyone else?

guy 2: I'm not like everyone else because I'm better than everyone else, I'm bi-winning.
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bi-winning

A word invented by Charlie Sheen during an interview on Good Morning America when asked if he was bipolar; meaning to win at both ends of the spectrum.
"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." -Charlie Sheen
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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 11, 2011
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