bender

A very large bowel movement. I.E. The turd "bends" as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

"After eating a large amount of food, one must take a bender"

by Urbadict September 27, 2005

A bender

A bender is used to define someone who choses to go to a STAR WARS pub quiz instead of playing football with the lads.

"Sorry lads i cant play football tonight as im going to a star wars pub quiz becuase im a bender who takes it up the bum"

by Oliver Legg November 29, 2018

Bender

The characteristics of a person that include selflessness, the ability to listen attentively to a persons problems, the ability to have an air of authority about you, but not in an overpowering or oppressive way. Being honorable, humble and a good leader, being full of integrity.

Dude, what is it with that guy? He knows how to lead, and everyone listens to him and looks up to him!
Yeah, he's way Bender.

by gottabtru1 December 27, 2007

bender

Offensive slang for a homosexual male. Derived from the act of bending over in the preparation of receiving.

"Your moustache looks like a benders moustache"

"Why thank-you!!!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 15, 2008

bender

A really bad hockey player or sports player. Generated from the bend in a hockey players ankles when they cannot skate.

That bender looks like he's doing snow angels because he is falling all over the ice.

by my 2 cents October 14, 2008

bender

gay person

that guy is a total bender

by van_block January 27, 2012

Bender

Referred to as a hockey player who is usually the worst on the team and never has the opportunity to play and embarres the whole team for his lack of ability to play hockey. When skates, has a large bend at the angles.

Lucas Szpil is the worst fucking player ever to touch the ice. Hes such a bender he gets nailed by even the dustiest of player. What a tool, I get more ice in a glass then he does in a rink! XD

by BenderBoy August 22, 2011