most boring town of existence
everyone stabs eachother
neighbouring towns and cities refer to it as blasingsmoke because everyone’s on drugs
no decent secondary schools so every goes to school in winchester
everyone stabs eachother
neighbouring towns and cities refer to it as blasingsmoke because everyone’s on drugs
no decent secondary schools so every goes to school in winchester
i live in basingstoke
ew why would you go to basingstoke are you trying to get shanked up
we aren’t going top of town i want to keep my organs
ew why would you go to basingstoke are you trying to get shanked up
we aren’t going top of town i want to keep my organs
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A very affluent town in the south of England.
You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.
The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.
However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.
For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!
There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.
Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.
People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!
Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.
People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.
Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
A very affluent town in the south of England.
You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.
The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.
However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.
For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!
There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.
Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.
People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!
Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.
People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.
Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
by Gem & Nat January 30, 2009
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A female asian with a huge or nice backside
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A female asian with a huge or nice backside
Notes:
Derived from the words chink and badunkadunk.
This word in no way is ment to be sterotypical or ment to be used in a demeaning way.
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Guy 1: "He only went and hit the gym early this morning, smashed out a 130kg bench and then hit the libes for 6 hours to get some savage work done before tonight."
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