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Bangkok

A man walking through airport terminal sideways is said to be going to Bangkok.
Also well known phrase by Confuscious who was a wise old chinese man.
"Hey look ,That man is walking sideways through the airport terminal ...he must be going to bangkok."
by munyuck January 23, 2009
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Bangkok Morning

The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"
I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.
by JBry November 2, 2008
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bankogenic recession

A bankogenic recession is a recession caused by bankers being reckless and making mistakes.

The phrase was first coined by London Mayor Boris Johnson in an interview with The Times newspaper (UK) on 6th December 2008.
In The Times inteview Boris Johnson said. “I’m a friend of the bankers but do not forget this is a bankogenic recession. It wasn’t produced by some oil shock, it was produced by a crisis in the financial services industry.”
by Caiptean August 29, 2009
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bangkok teabag

The act of being in a hot sweaty room with no running water laying on the ground with a lady boy teabagging you. When he/she is done you have a venereal disease of the mouth.
I really hate going to Lewiston Maine because I always end up getting a Bangkok Teabag.
by mengsoldier November 20, 2013
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bangkok blowout

When you are at an Asian restaurant and the food you ate is not sitting well and causes a... blowout. You then proceed to act like nothing has happened.
According to Larry, the man in the booth behind us just had a Bangkok blowout in his pants.
by emslaylay December 10, 2019
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Bankoemax

A guy who says often ‘she wants me really bad’
I want hope like bankoemax
by Factwriterrrr March 25, 2020
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Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning
by Shmiwe April 14, 2020
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