backwards-sideways

Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.

This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.

by StephaNEENER May 19, 2015

backwards tortoise

A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.

Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.

by mrsteveo March 24, 2009

Backwards Dougie

Part one of the Twank by 2Dope, goin backwards on the dougie.

Kieran had a little too much to drink so he started the backwards dougie.

by Joseph Sorensen October 4, 2011

backwards watch

verb.

To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.

I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.

by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014

Backwards turnbuckle

A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.

Me and Ron got shit faced and backwards turnbuckled lastnight.

by Cooteronetime February 15, 2023

Backwards Randy

When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter

"Hey did you hear about onision? He got a backwards randy in jail"

by Unfortunatemutt December 6, 2019

backwards houdini

A Backwards Houdini is when you spit on a chicks back so she thinks you came, and then when she turns around and you explode in her face!

Did you hear? Pavo gave Danielson pink eye by pulling a backwards houdini on him.

by dDoctor April 12, 2010