When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.
Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell
by Russian86 February 03, 2008
by Dr. J.J. January 16, 2006
the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing
you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.
by aline November 17, 2003
by King Rat November 28, 2005
noun:
1: a person who relies on others creativity to steal their maneuver's which take skill and dexterity which can be done in sports or dance.
2: a person who takes credit for making up moves, that he/she in fact took from someone else.
1: a person who relies on others creativity to steal their maneuver's which take skill and dexterity which can be done in sports or dance.
2: a person who takes credit for making up moves, that he/she in fact took from someone else.
1: "hey Joe, don't show off your best tricks, because there is a Move burglar watching"
2: "That guy could be so good, unfortunately, he is a move burglar and can't create anything of his own"
3: Bill "hey guys check out this move i made up!"
Steve "dude, you stole that from Larry, your such a move burglar!"
2: "That guy could be so good, unfortunately, he is a move burglar and can't create anything of his own"
3: Bill "hey guys check out this move i made up!"
Steve "dude, you stole that from Larry, your such a move burglar!"
by twobarbreak December 19, 2008
A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
by fabralind December 18, 2021