Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
Get the Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistionmug. A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
Get the Country Bumpkinmug. Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?
Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
Get the new hampshire bumpkinmug. Yo dat crazy azz Boozie be a damn bumpkin addict mahne, swear on my life he like dick powder and shit bruh!
by speakin' truths n killin' em December 31, 2016
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Get the bumpkinmug.