Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 07, 2009
One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs
by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019
Yo dat crazy azz Boozie be a damn bumpkin addict mahne, swear on my life he like dick powder and shit bruh!
by speakin' truths n killin' em January 01, 2017
by fnaf1012 October 04, 2022
A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.
"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018
Hi, this is my friend Cletus. All the kids say his mom and dad are brother and sister. He's a bumpkin.
by Super Patel October 14, 2018
she's my bumpkin
by Andreas2344 January 30, 2022