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Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.
-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off
by rolldog81 October 4, 2025
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im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
mugGet the im bouta beat the SKIN off my meatmug.

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
mugGet the beat-off baguettemug.

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.
He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.
by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025
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