Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016
Get the Australiamug. by cryingintestines January 13, 2020
Get the Australiamug. a distortion of space time holding all of god's mistakes. Never meant to be discovered by man it is too dangerous for anyone to survive here for long.
by Pass-da-Aux December 13, 2018
Get the Australiamug. 
You live in Australia
by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022
Get the Australiamug. A mythical country with kangaroos and Vegemite they went through a great emu war which was when the emus rose up and tried to enslave all of the Australian kangaroos but the emus don't have hands and can't hold guns and kangaroos are the ultimate death machine so they were all killed.
Australia is a counrty
by A guy fucking your mum November 2, 2017
Get the Australiamug. The best country in the world where everyone live in a beach house and is protected by a gang of snakes.
Australia is better than America
by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021
Get the Australiamug.