Singlehandedly THE MOST beautiful, hottest, sexiest awesomest woman in the history of the entire universe. Fuck Megan Fox.
An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
by TimesTheyRAChanging July 2, 2009
Get the Asia Argentomug. by Trice June 20, 2007
Get the asia vousmug. killer machine. runs every big city. l.a., san fran, chigaco, you name it.
has killed over 4000 people personally. traffics 60,000 pounds of cocaine anually.
big fan of 12 gauge shotguns. will not hestitate to blow your head of if you so much as look at her the wrong way.
dangerous convict, criminal mastermind and taker of lives.
has killed over 4000 people personally. traffics 60,000 pounds of cocaine anually.
big fan of 12 gauge shotguns. will not hestitate to blow your head of if you so much as look at her the wrong way.
dangerous convict, criminal mastermind and taker of lives.
by people who are scared June 24, 2008
Get the asia alfasimug. by Asia D April 25, 2006
Get the asia floodmug. by Jamal aka Asias daddy January 25, 2021
Get the Asia foreheadmug. A delicious, microwavable Asian dish that is ideal for a hardy snack and quick prep time. Good for a midnight snack.
Cody: Yo dude do you want any food?
Dan: Yeah do you have any Simply Asia?
Ben: I want some Simply Asia too, can you make me some?
Cody: Fuck you guys, I wanted it for myself and there's just one left!
Dan: Yeah do you have any Simply Asia?
Ben: I want some Simply Asia too, can you make me some?
Cody: Fuck you guys, I wanted it for myself and there's just one left!
by Shotass December 13, 2009
Get the Simply Asiamug. It’s when a group of people meet online, to gang bang a horse while your lesbian sister is moaning in the background
by Itsjustasussybakaitcantbethat- June 15, 2021
Get the Dirty Asiamug.