fat free applesauce

something that is so disgustingly awful that it should even, and probably doesn't even exist.

Yeah man, it was total fat free applesauce.

by emmydilemmy August 26, 2010

Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.

Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'

by TheoDizzle June 29, 2005

fuck me with applesauce

The art of fucking a person with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy what the fuck

by Applesauce_man October 12, 2020

cross-cross applesauce

The way Bella Thorne sits while in fitting rooms.

While sitting cross-cross applesauce, Bella Thorne spilled scorching hot tea about how LGBT acceptance needs to be taught to kids from an early age.

by bellathrone June 08, 2019

Scooping the Warm Applesauce

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.

Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016

applesauce with a side of rootbeer

applesauce with a side of rootbeer is a way to confess that you are homosexual.

Person 1: “Hey dude.. Can I order applesauce with a side of rootbeer?..”
Barista: “I don’t care cuh‼️🗣️🗣️”

by vilestslut October 10, 2023

Criss cross Applesauce

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob

Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

by Hdycmwifmec January 08, 2018