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Andres

The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.

1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”

2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”

3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football
by GOATMF321 February 21, 2020
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The name Andres means a person who is quiet to people that he doesn't know alot but goofy to people that he knows alot. And most of the time he has his earbuds with him.
Unknown 1 : you know that guy Andres

Unknown 2 : yeah he is one of the quiet guys in the class .
Unknown 1 : what? He is one of the funniest guys

Unknown 2 : huh?
by Obama president March 10, 2020
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a soccer addict, typically good looking, good-natured, pretty awesome to hang around. his mental capability is quite questionable but an otherwise all around good guy. possibly has relations with a JDL
boy: dammnn hes so Andres
girl: i wanna tap that
JDL: already did
by trollolol_aniren11 October 21, 2010
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Andres is extremely cute. He's got that cute, lovely smile. You'll notice him because he seriously stands out. Andres, he's truly amazing. A lot of girls like him, but I guess he's picky.. He's that guy that you somehow always see around. He's shy, ladies. But a keeper.
I have a big crush on Andres.
by liveclassy December 4, 2012
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Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.
Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"
by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016
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Extremely tall and sexy Mexican man with a schlong that can destroy mountains.
Check out that Andres.
by allquip October 23, 2014
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my son Andres is Beautiful and so Amazing..
by Familia DPM March 24, 2010
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