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Andreas Christensen

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.
Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022
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Andreas

"Boy, Andreas sure likes to protect people from Steriod Abusive Freaks Of Nature."
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androsexual

The sexual and romantic attraction to masculine people. Either males, masculine non-binary people and / or masculine females
They used to identity as bisexual, but recently they found out theyre androsexual.
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Andres

He’s a big 5’5 Mexican with glasses the cock the size of the Eiffel Tower, he’s handsome, hot and he can take all your bitches in a heart beat and literally smart, athletic, strong, sexy if you ever meet a Andres keep him forever he’s loyal, and can be very charming and funny and the ass the size of the fucking moon no other way to explain ot
(Me) I’m a Andres
(Them) let me have you
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Unlike the other people who give definitions for this game, who give wrong information or none at all, this is what its about. You play Carl Johnson(CJ), who returns to the state of San Andreas after 5 years in Liberty City. To make a long story short, CJ and his brother are betrayed by Smoke and Ryder, and CJ rescues his brother from jail and gets revenge on everyone...While doing TONS of other things and meeting TONS of other people.
The State of San Andreas has 3 cities;Los Santos,(Los Angeles)San Fierro,(San Francisco)and Las Venturas(Las Vegas).
In this game you are able to do tons more stuff than before; like lift weights, buy clothes, get tatoos, get hair cuts, gamble, and do tons of other stuff that would take all day to list. But they also made it gay by forcing you to eat or else youll starve.

AND FINALLY!!!!, You can swim instead of drowning upon contact with water!
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is great, but its fun to go back and play GTAIII and GTA Vice City as well.
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Andres

Andres are people who will always have your back unless they deem the situation not worth the risk. So if you have an Andres and you are trying to do something risky with a %50 chance of getting caught, don't expect them to be sticking around. Andres are also people who are willing to try almost everything, but depending on your kind of Andres they might not do something involving heights.

Andres are very observant, they analyze extensively and can make quick decisions in intense situations.

Don't mess with an Andres, they can appear sweet and sincere to an innocent bystander creating a ruckus but the next minute all hell can break loose.

Andres are brilliant even when they don't believe it, they have a million things to say but are resigned to their own thoughts, so if you get one talking be prepared for a long yet stimulating conversation.

Andres love their family, we are talking love as in 'die for' love. Not to mention when they are in love with someone, now thats a beautiful thing to behold. Andres are devoted and caring lovers, they always seek to improve for their lovers and try their best to satisfy and appreciate their partner. Though they are perfect in their lovers eyes they feel the need to be better, which isn't a negative mind set but it means their lover will be telling them they are perfectly Andres enough for them.
"That guy is such an Andres."
"Why do you say that?"
"He's so amazing! that's why!"

"Andres really had my back last night."
"why what happened?"
"He told me to stop being a fucking idiot and I listened!"
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Andres

A super hot guy who enjoys all kinds of humor. He is seen as weird but once you get to meet him, he's someone you'll never want to lose. He loves boobs more than ass and is down for anything intimate with the right girl at the right time. He also loves PDA (public displays of affection) and hates it when girls don't enjoy cuddling or kissing. He is very quick to say I love you because he truly catches feeling quickly and cares for that person and makes them a priority. He's also one of the funniest and outgoing people you will ever meet. He isn't afraid to say he has feelings for someone or give people compliments even when they have a rough past between them. All in all he's a great guy and you will be extremely lucky to find a Andres.
Omg he's such an Andres of a person!
I would love to date Andres!
Andres is so funny!
All I want to do is cuddle and hug someone like Andres.
by The hottest guy you know March 15, 2017
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